The Rules: Drink two fingers worth of beer every time Mr Rooney scratches his head. Optional extra one fingers worth of beer every time he says "you know", "errrmmmm" or "obviously".

Apologies for the low-brow nature of this post. I will make up for it tomorrow with a post on 'The Existentialist Influence On Enlightenment Intellectual Development Between 1700 And 1831'.